stupid survey thingy i got on myspace...
1. Something you know is wrong but you still do anyway?
crush on/fall for straight guys
2. One of the sexiest things about a man / woman?
man, and nose
3. Your nails were last done?
never
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?
uh, i honestly cannot remember, but i haven't had a microwave in over two years
5. How much Japanese do you know?
does "domo arigato" count?
6. Do you have a tan?
nope
7. Do you sing?
in my car, in my apartment at my desk when i'm drunk, and sometimes at my desk at "work" with my music so loud i don't realize i'm vocalizing a little bit
8. Last time you danced in front of a crowd?
if the shaking of my hips and flipping of my hair this past friday at b-scene counts, then friday, august 3rd
9. Do you dip?
corn chips dipped in french onion dip are delicious
10. Is you hair long enough to chew on?
my bangs are
11. Least favorite drink?
shot of tequila
12. Ever had dippin' dots?
i had to google this, and no
13. Ever played an instrument?
all woodwinds, piano, guitar, and some percussion
14. Ever had an h2o massage?
at first i thought this meant a colonic, and no
15. Do you believe in big foot?
on the bus today, i noticed my upstairs neighbor has really big feet attached to his extremely skinny legs
16. Ever been to a palm reader?
yes, and it was a crock of shit
17. Last toy you purchased?
does punchie count?
18. Do you eat at your desk?
yes to my desk at home, no to my "work" desk since i get into work around 1 p.m.
19. Did you have a good weekend?
meh
20. What are you thinking about right now?
i'd forgotten how funny fraiser was
21. Ever had a black eye?
yes, and given them back
22. How is today going for you?
better since i decided to start drinking
23. Any plans tonight?
continue drinking
24. Ever taken a photo of something dead?
not that i'm aware of
25. Last thing you said to someone?
"do you have any work coming my way? no? cool, i'm leaving in a few then. see you tomorrow." to an AE at a little before 3:30 p.m.
26. Do you like someone special right now?
i have this bad crush on this guy i've only spoken to online for a little over a month who doesn't live that far off from me, works a block away from me, and is moving back to portland next week
27. What do you label yourself as?
curmudgeony
28. Do you have plants in your room?
i'm the kiss of death for plants
29. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be and why?
lone star, and i am, because it's in my hand, ready to be drunken
30. Last piece of mail opened?
paycheck
31. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
you don't want to know ...
32. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
austin
33. Last alcoholic drink you had?
lone star, and currently
34. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
if it was the main print bastard from my last job ... maybe. i'd feel bad for his daughter, though.
35. What were you doing at 9 p.m. last night?
watching general hospital
36. What makes you smile?
an orgasm
37. Do you exercise as much as you should?
i'm drinking lone star to get drunk on a tuesday night. what do you think?
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