link dump

because i'm too lazy to dedicate posts to each of the following (although a couple do deserve their own post).

dick lit: best gawker post in a while. i was LOLing so much at "work" that i thought people were going to come over and ask me what i was laughing about. then i remembered that no one here talks to me.

clark and michael: i'm sad that it took a tv squad post to get me knowledge of this wonderful, wonderful made-for-internet episodes. if i didn't want to molest michael cera before, i definitely do now. also, i think i heart it so much because it's kind of the love child of the office and the comeback. best line so far: "they brushed our teeth with their dicks".

hijinks ensue: it's subtitle is "geek comic". how could i not heart it, if only for that? it's probably my new favorite webcomic. well, maybe not "the" favorite, but one of my favorites. and it's done by a fellow texan! start from the beginning. this is my favorite so far, though.

tv without pity interview with sanjay/jonathan: i heart maulik pancholy on both weeds and 30 rock. this interview really makes me want an assistants episode of 30 rock with jonathan and kenneth. a man can dream...

why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?: an oldie but a goodie from the onion. worth it just for the last paragraph.