i've been up since 9; this is all you get

things i've been saying a lot lately: mostly while driving.

• frak
• frick
• frick on a brick with a stick
• crikey (and it makes me think of liberty every time i say it)
• lordy loo (i don't know where that one came from)
• you don't cross the street diagonally! (that one's yelled)
• i don't need to see that!
• me-ow! (usually when i see a hot guy walking down a street)

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too. far.: um, defamer said it best. watch that video. what. the. fuck. was. direct tv. thinking? my contribution? they should totally make one with the black best friend from showgirls when she collapses post-rape. or mid-rape. but that sounds too much like the accused one mentioned. sigh. i'm so un-original. oh, i know, the shower kinda rape-killing scene from nightmare on elm street 2. it's rapey and homoerotic! yeah. i'll go with that.

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jackee would approve: while at h-e-b today buying some envelopes, i decided to make an impulse buy and get some delicious cadbury eggs. i just grabbed a couple of three-packs and went to the register. only then did i see how much they cost: $2.27. that's like 75 cents per egg! and they're smaller, too. when did they shrink? i know they're smaller than the last time i purchased any about three years ago. meh. i don't care about it that much.