eat that obama!

clinton took texas! yay!

look, seriously, i really can't get myself to give a shit about the election until, well, probably november. but obama has really been getting on my fucking nerves. i told one of my co-workers the other day that i hated him because he yells. he does. it's like he doesn't have an inside voice. and i don't like being yelled at; it reminds me of my dad.

plus, i was really getting tired of all the obama ads. they're everyfuckingwhere. the last straw for me was monday, when i decided to go outside for a cig, there was a "vote obama" flyer on my door. look, the only thing i like attached to my doorknob are delivery menus for chinese or pizza (or in the case of alison, job applications). i don't need some useless piece of paper telling me how i should fucking vote. fuck. you. no one tells me how i should or shouldn't vote except for me.

also plus, it really irriated me a lot how all the ut (and to some extent swt) students were all like "oh, obama knows where we are. he cares about us. let's vote for him." let me fucking tell you something: obama doesn't give a shit about you or where you are. he just wants your fucking vote. like all politicians. like all politicians, he will tell you all the sweet little lies, maybe even sing you the fleetwood mac song, just to get your fucking vote. he doesn't care about you. no politicians really care about their constituents. it's a fucking popularity game and a power trip. that's all.

plus, obama's ears really irritate me.

and tina fey practically endorsed clinton. so fucking there.

i don't claim to know politics. in fact, i kinda hate them. and i don't know obama's stance on anything. what i do know is i've had him shoved down my throat like an unwanted cock for the last several months, and i'm sick of it. sick. of. it. as my friend liberty would say (or rather hiss), "it SICKENS me." i'm tired of hearing about him, hearing about obama girl, hearing about blah blah blah. that's what i hear now once obama is mentioned. blah fucking blah.

also, i can't decide if i like clinton more because of my inner feminist, or if i hate obama more because i can be sneakily racist like that. or if it's all just the beer talking.

bitch is the new black.