sexual fetishes i spoke of at work today

• golden showers
• bestial golden showers
• voyeurism
• auto-erotic asphyxiation
• furries
• felching
• rimming (not so much a fetish)
• cleveland steamers

also file under: i work here how?

this also follows how, last week, i said this: "i have reviewing fever! it burns. but not like when i pee and have gonorrhea." and when i said that last sentence, our h.r. lady walked up, heard, laughed, and walked away.

on another note, it's tuesday, and i've already worked 28 hours. in two days. overtime much?