Let's have a casual encounter ...

Wow. I'm pretty sure milkmaids aren't around anymore, and I'm sure they weren't meant for that, sir.

Why this guy felt the need to put asteriks instead of just saying "pay," I'll never know, but he gets points for using "wang." Don't scroll down if you don't want to see a picture of said wang. Definitely not sage for work.

Is an accomplished spanker like an accomplished musician? Are there awards? Do you have to dress in a tux? When you walk into a room, do people whisper to others and say "Oh, there's So-And-So, the accomplished spanker. He's shorter in person."

Finally, a reason to go to ACL. I mean, music is fun, but to get your ticket via prostitution, well, that'll make the music better, right? That's what I've been told by my Aunt Jill, and she's real whiz with prostitution and music.

"Do you want the kind of fucking that only comes from bitterness and resentment?" Now that you mention it, no, no I would not like those services rendered. Thanks, though.