i'm bored. does it show?

The WB and UPN are set to merge into one mediocre network to be called The CW. It'll be just like The WB and UPN before, only UPN won't be in the title, and the letters will be in alphabetical order, and the B will be replaced with a C. OK, so maybe it'll be nothing like before (aka now). Well, maybe this means I'll finally watch Veronica Mars, but only if they schedule it after Gilmore Girls. Otherwise, they're doomed. Also, I love how Les Moonves only mentions Reba in his memo. I guess he doesn't want to remember all the other great ... uh, OK, so all of The WB's comedies suck. Sorry Sara Gilbert. =(

Amy Fisher and the Buttafuocos are set to have a televised reunion. But the more pressing issue at hand is whether Alyssa Milano, Drew Barrymore, and Noelle Parker will be willing to reprise the role of Fisher for three different made-for-TV movies about the televised reunion. You know what's even more disturbing? This is the second time in just over a month that I've written about Amy Fisher! Yowza.

And on another disturbing note, the Bush administration still has Anna Nicole's back. And it's another one I wrote about not even a month ago! What is the world coming to? The fact that Anna Nicole is going to be in seeing the Supreme Court ... why isn't her reality show still on? This would be the perfect episode! I hope she just goes in there and starts babbling about TrimSpa. But still ... oy.

And finally ...

Hmm ... what to watch? People burning or a girl getting shot? Thanks, cnn.com!