I need a fan

Seriously. I don't want to turn on my AC until maybe May or June, and my apartment doesn't have any ceiling fans, so I need a fan. And I know what I want. I don't want a box fan. I don't want a tower fan (can it be called a fan if it doesn't look like one?). I want an oscillating stand fan that I will name Mr. Oscil-lots. One that is taller then 16 inches (size matters, after all). When did 12-inch and 16-inch stand fans become the fucking standard? I went to Target during my "lunch" break, and that's all they had! The only thing bigger then 16 inches were the tower fans, and they aren't fans! I do not recognize tower fans as fans. They're an abomination! All I want is Mr. Oscil-lots, so he can keep me from becoming a sweaty mess when I'm asleep. And I want him to be at least as tall a smoking schoolchild (so, that's, what, around 36-40 inches). That's all I want. Oh, Mr. Oscil-lots; I'll dream of you tonight. Sigh.