I wonder ...

I've been eating less at work these past two weeks because I've been extremely low on cash. So I've just been eating a cup of yogurt at my desk for two weeks. It makes me wonder if my co-workers (which already have made light of the fact that I don't eat much because they wanted an excuse as to why I don't want to go to their big fucking group lunches) think I've gone all Kathleen Mead and shit. It makes me want to bring a big bag of cookies and start binging on them until on of them tells me "my, you're hungry" or something to that effect, to which I will give them this disturbed, deer-caught-in-headlights look and run to the bathroom, where they'll think I went to puke. That would be kinda fun to make my co-workers think I have an eating disorder. Heh.