on a normal week (and by that, i mean work week), i eat lunch at whole foods four out of five days.
(it's also starting to make me feel like an alcoholic because the cashiers know me and know that i don't want a bag and that i always pay with my card and i always either get the cucumber-avocado sushi or something from the bar.)
anyway, with this short week, i only had a whole foods lunch once. so today i went to the downtown whole foods and did a little making up for the week. and ended up running into a former fuck buddy who didn't recognize me (which isn't all too hard considering we were always drunk when we saw each other, and last time i we met up was when i still had long hair with my skunk streak).
but everytime i go to the downtown whole foods, i forget how overwhelming it can be. not panic attack overwhelming, but more like my stomach wants to be everywhere at once. i guess the one thing i really like about the north whole foods is the same reason i kinda hate it: the fact that the selection is a bit more limited, and it allows to me to acquire favorites, but then i keep getting those favorites and the cashiers notice and i get self-conscious about it.
blah. and i'm typing this on my work laptop, which i brought home so i could do exactly what i'm doing right now: being online on my couch, my feet up on the coffee table, and watching national lampoon's european vacation, sipping a sanpellegrino limonata. but now i think i'm spoiled and will be wanting to spend my end-of-year bonus on purchasing a notebook computer rather than putting the money toward my student loans or some minor lipo on my gut. or some pot. and i'm hoping my boss gets me the same thing he got me for christmas last year, which was a $50 gift card to grape vine market. and i really want another fruit cup of strawberries and kiwi from whole foods. waah!
ok, back to some chevy chase-ness.
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